Sorry about the absence, but we're back bitches! No better moment to come out of the woodwork than the afternoon of the NFL Draft....yawn.
I don't watch the draft simply because ESPN has the coverage. To me, the perfect draft coverage would consist of announcing the picks followed by Herm Edwards and "Jaws" explaining to pros and cons of the draft choice and how he helps their respective team. No more, no less.
Instead you got some penis hound in Mel Kiper screaming about how he wouldn't have made the pick and blah blah blah, the earth is going to blow up if Matthew Stafford doesn't go #1. Dude, you aren't a GM and you never will be. You are just some shitbag that had nothing better to do after college but study male college athletes. Not only are you a penis hound but you also take the role of gay priest. There is no doubt in my mind that somewhere along the way Todd McShitface interned for you, you fondled his genitalia while he was touching up his spray tan, and then he extorted you and ESPN. The product of all of this is now the demise of ESPN's draft coverage.
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